Oh, I am such a bad person!
Two bits of delightfully bad news:
Panda totally mauls dude at Beijing zoo: I love it when shit like this happens! If I lived in a zoo I would maul everyone I came into contact with, wouldn’t you?
Nonvegans getting salmonella, always perks up my day.
And! Upstaters, have you been to this place? Veronica pointed it out to me, and I long to go! Cow Jones Industrials in Chatham, NY!
unfort, this most recent outbreak is from peanut butter… most likely vegan, of course :(
OMG, I know!!! Karma. That’s what I get for being mean.
I also enjoy when animals maul people. You know that these people are taunting the animals and therefore the mauling is justified. If I ever meet that panda I’ll give him a big high five.